Fucking fruit salad 

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.

Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!

Fucking fruit salad by Greyman63 June 17, 2019

dirty fruit salad 

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.

reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

dirty fruit salad by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020

Arabian fruit salad 

A man cores a coreable fruit and proceeds to fuck the hole it provides.

I was so horny the other day and the Arabian fruit salad was so much better than my right hand.

Arabian fruit salad by MiJaWi March 22, 2011

Salty fruit salad 

During sexual intercouse when a person takes a fruit (usually oranges), cums on/in it than squeezes it into partners mouth.

During erotic sex I grabbed an orange and made Ally a salty fruit salad

Salty fruit salad by Dan Tomasello April 4, 2009

asian fruit salad 

When a group of homosexual Asian men bear hug eachother in a bathroom

Kim Jong Un loves to have an Asian Fruit Salad with his big muscular Asian missiles.

asian fruit salad by We Iz Police February 23, 2014

Fiji Fruit Salad

When a blonde Asian female eats a rare Fiji mango. Afterwards, decides to make her male friend a bowl of Fruit Salad with the rare fruit. When she gets to his house, she lays down the bowl and starts to give her male friend a blow-job. Then she proceeds to throw up the chunks of fruit and it mixes with his semen and by mistake he eats it thinking it was the Fruit Salad.

Lin- "How did last night with Yao go?"
Sue Chin- "Alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!"
Lin- "What do you mean?"
Sue Chin- "Well, im not quite sure he liked my Fiji Fruit Salad."

Fiji Fruit Salad by Free Willy 2 October 9, 2008

banana in a fruit salad 

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

banana in a fruit salad by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025