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beyond butt-hurt 

To become all huffy and puffy over NOTHING! To get upset while having a fight because somone else attacked your argument. To be so depressed about something that is out of your control that you stop talking to people.
Dennis was so beyond butthurt that his favorite team lost that he threw out all of their apparel he just purchased.
beyond butt-hurt by Kristina December 18, 2004
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Makes my butt hurt.

Makes my butt hurt is a saying used to describe the feeling one gets when looking at a cut, blood or any gruesome injury.
When he broke his leg, the bone stuck out and blood was everywhere, that "Makes my butt hurt." !!
Makes my butt hurt. by Vtothenessa February 27, 2011

Post-Poop Butt Hurt 

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.
Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!
Post-Poop Butt Hurt by Border__Damage September 30, 2017

lilttle butt hurt 

A word / nickname you call somebody when they are sad, of course not! to make fun of him cus he turn into hulk we get him mad arrrrrrgh! aka alex the l.b.h
lilttle butt hurt/why are you such a litttle but hurt when you are mad
lilttle butt hurt by Cash7777 February 12, 2018

gooey butt hurt cake

When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.
Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed

Have your butt hurt

Misusing or get a wrong definition of a slang. The usual response to this phrase is "I thought it meant..."
Bob, have your butt hurt? I doubt you know what those slang words mean.

Culturally Butt Hurt 

Overly sensitive to perceived cultural slights
Karen was Culturally butt hurt when her frappe didn’t come back right