Did you hear the DOT hired a Wagwan Man, a specialist in acquiring private property through eminent domain seizures, for the construction of a new Highway serving the public good?
this is a phrase that a youtubers George Memeulous who has the biggest dick and massive muscles he is also 6’5 and has totally not made me write that part.
wagwan = whats up
piffting = hottie (girl)
bbm = black berry messenger
so back in the days when blackberries still were a thing you had to get a code to DM someone. so this is actually just a really special way to say: whats up girl lemme get your number.