The hungry blow back 

When performing oral sex on a girl but worried about being premature on the intended sex, you have a sneaky wank and blow first so u last longer the second time around.

Also know as "the emelio" (mr deeds, very very sneaky)

Jahn - "how did u go with Jenny"
Noraa - "well I had been working away for 4 weeks so I had to do the hungry blow back in order to not disappoint"

The hungry blow back by Thestocko June 3, 2013

The Illegal Blow 

When someone is either dating someone and it's a large age gap between the two or a male or female was "played with" by someone older in the wrong way.

"Yo, I seen this girl going out with some 20 sum y/o and she's 17, that's an illegal blow."
Or
"Girl over there dress like a nigga because when she was younger, she caught the illegal blow."

The Illegal Blow by The Empire's Champ999 March 7, 2024

Blow the grampuse 

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.

I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!

Blow the grampuse by JordanR February 19, 2007

Blow the Gaff 

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

Blow the Gaff by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009

blow the quayle 

To turn yourself into the bird police.

I'm gonna blow the Quayle on you!

blow the quayle by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014

blow the monkey 

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

blow the monkey by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019

Blow the Clown 

Verb: Eating or going to McDonald's.

I'll be there shortly but first I need to make quick stop to blow the clown.

Blow the Clown by Angry Harry November 30, 2020