Minion-Cock 

The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.

Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.

Minion-Cock by Minioncum January 23, 2020

minion porn 

minion porn
the best thing to masturbate to
u can even cum to it very easily
minion porn is very hot

someone:yo im horny
minion porn:hi
someone: aUAAHUAAGUUGAHAUGAUGAGUAUGAUGAUAUGAHUASHGDUIUGIDIHMOCIDSJ SRTOOTOTOPTPOI IMM CUMMMINH SO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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minion porn by minionpornlover6969 April 14, 2021

Minion Meme 

A meme only used on Facebook by Karens. Often uses an image of a minion as background to text that is unrelated to the image. Sending a meme like this will generate hate from a lot of people: including me.

David: Hey, your mom just posted a Minion Meme!
Jeff: Yeah, she's such a Karen.

Minion Meme by BigDongLen December 8, 2020

Minion Memes 

The memes your mom shares on her facebook page while on a crazy zoloft high. Basically, the first step to a long, treacherous journey to full karen haircut and suntan. Be aware. Be vigilant. Stay safe.

Bro, Mom was sending me minion memes... I think we should give her a lobotomy.

Minion Memes by bigfattitties420 November 23, 2020

Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.

Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."

Minion Boner by Jman030303 June 15, 2019

Minion sex

When you want to have sexual intercourse with a Midget with glasses

Me: Hello sexlady
Midget: Hey hotman
Me: want to have minion sex?
Midget: My name jeff, ofcourse

Minion sex by Minionsexer August 5, 2019

Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed

Sabrina has a minion Fetish

Minion fetish by minionsmuststop October 28, 2021