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Nashville Lightsaber 

Anal sex involving an analee (man or woman) who has eaten Nashville Hot Chicken nearly an entire digestive cycle before, and an analor who only realizes it upon pulling out his throbbing penis.
Analor: Dude, Jordan must have had Nashville Hot Chicken for lunch. I was in that butthole last night and my dick started hurting real bad. So I pulled out and it was on fire, all red and throbbing!

Analor's friend: Sounds like Jordan gave you a Nashville Lightsaber!
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Red Lightsaber 

from the Star Wars saga A Sith lord's primary weapon.
Chancellor Palpatine pulls out his red lightsaber as Mace Windu tries to arrest him.
Red Lightsaber by Xclibur2001 December 30, 2011

Steven with a lightsaber 

Stevens weapon of choice his ultimate power weapon of Destruction his slaying unit / tool used for any and every Adventure that he will and we'll ever go on also every Adventure he has been on and will be on not really the active sling went down both literally and sexually his power tool of persuasion and destruction
She was slain down by Steven with a lightsaber

yellow lightsaber 

The act of pissing outside during the winter months and it freezing mid stream
Man it was so cold last night, I took a piss and instead I got a yellow lightsaber

Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber"

A sexual act that in order to achieve you must have large volumes of Jager. It involves three men, the third enters about 7 to 15 minutes in, it is a standing 69 and when both men are about to climax the dominate one yells jagerbomb and pile drives the other to the ground. Then the third man watches and takes in depth notes. You must be wearing glow in the dark condoms.
Twatwaffler: you wanna Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber" tonight?
Turdburgler: yea sure sexy ;)

Red Lightsaber 

When you are done having sex with a girl and you pull out and your shocked to find out your dick is all covered with blood. It looks like a red light saber.
Person 1:"Did you hear John's girlfriend didn't tell him she was on her period before they had sex?"
Person 2:"Yeah she gave him a red lightsaber"
Red Lightsaber by JT $$$ December 12, 2008