Fred 

A piece of shit broke ass who will treat you like crap but somehow still give off the impression he cares. Also has zero values and does not appreciate anything.

Person: You remember that asshole I used to date?

Person2: oh yeah, Fred?

Person: Yup.

Person2: Big miss-steak

Fred by Great_fine_ok March 31, 2016

Fred 

A ridiculously lazy and eccentric dog. They are uninterested in treats, bones or toys. They only enjoy resting and napping. Large spaces and freedom cause great anxiety to a Fred. They prefer to be under the bed, behind the toilet or under the kitchen sink.

That Fred hasn't moved in 3 days.

Fred by kimosterberg February 5, 2009

fred 

a little shit with a mangina

fred has a mangina

fred by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

fred 

a fucktard with a lower IQ than that kid in your class named Sam

fred is a fred

fred by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

Fred 

Some kid who thinks he is the shit. He goes for some extra sloppy seconds and has no morals whatsoever. Leach. If you are a guy and meet a Fred just know once he’s in a relationship it’ll be with your ex and you won’t see him because he doesn’t give a shit about bros before hoes. He lies and just a really fucking annoying Ellen Degeneres look-a-like. He’ll also be the gay best friend for about 2 years and finally when the girl thinks actually I might start have feelings he goes full on usually scaring them away (you’re going to be single before her birthday mate).

You’re such a Fred

Fred by Xxxsmalldickfred March 15, 2019

Fred 

Famous for saying 'Fuck her right in the pussy' numerous times on live TV, should be president or the next batman.

Teacher: what's 2+13 thomas? Fred: Fuck her right in the pussy!

Fred by BigCep91 November 14, 2014

Fred 

Cockney Rhyming slangism for a lady's "parts" ie Quim - as in Fred Quimby of Tom & Jerry and Disney fame . . . Looking at the other "fred" definitions it seems kind of apt too!

Oy! Don't be such a Fred!! - meaning "don't be such a c**t" or "hmmmm big boy, my Fred is moistening just looking at you!"

Fred by boudin March 4, 2010