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alexander fishstick 

Lube your dick with fish oil. Finger the girl in the asshole so she gets real horny. Now, place your dick in her mouth while still fingering her in the ass. Before you cum, you kick her in the vagina and say, "Go choke on a sausage!" The funny thing is, she is choking on a sausage, yours!
My boyfriend alexander fishsticked me last night. It felt good until he kicked me in the vagina!
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fish sticks

a gross nugget stick made with parasites. no joke man. no joke. if u don't belive me, look on google. NEVER EAT FISH STICKS! unless u wanna die. DIE!!!!
the fish sticks in the bags that smell like poop
fish sticks by lerepuff December 22, 2009

fishstick 

When one wipes his or her fingers along his or her's crotch pits after intercourse, and wipes the sex-sweat along the upper lip of their partner, leaving a smell and a half that'll never leave.
Mary fishsticked Sean.
He smelt fish for weeks
fishstick by Gib Niblets July 16, 2007

fish sticks

the dicks of any kind of sea creature. one creature may have more that one.
my fish sticks got boners while heather fucked me
fish sticks by xanthia June 14, 2008

Fishsticking 

The act of trying to be another person who is dating the love of your life.
Wow he's fishsticking!
Fishsticking by Spy Fox February 5, 2010

Fishsticks

EW Fishsticks are crapaflapnasti!
Fishsticks by TheKittenConspiracy January 30, 2019

Fishsticks

The act of placing the pointer and middle fingers beneath the nose of a friend/enemy/lover and asking "How about some fishsticks?"
To the bartender: "How would you like some fishsticks?"
Bartender: "Get the fuck outta my bar."
To the bartender: "Alright, alright. Well... enjoy these fishsticks...."
Fishsticks by Mickel Jibbins March 18, 2009