Finnish Drive-by 

The act of gunmen on skis assaulting a group while passing by at high speed, typically with submachine guns, derived from the success of Finnish forces on skis using guerilla tactics against the Soviets in the Winter War and WWII

If Chad doesn’t stop cutting me in line at the express lift I might have get the boys to hit him with a Finnish Drive-by, you feel me.

Finnish Drive-by by fartlove99 January 27, 2021

Finnish Car Wash

A water bottle wrapped in detonation cord

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall

Finnish Car Wash by running with freedom May 1, 2021

Finnish Icicle 

When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.

It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.

Finnish Icicle by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022

Finnish school 

Schools in Finland are the best schools. They allow mental health breaks, shorter school time, and have better graduation rates than almost any other country.

Finnish Person: I used to go to the best school.
Danish Person: Let me guess, a Finnish school.

Finnish school by a guy named Hashbrown April 13, 2022

Finnish Memes 

Finnish Memes (often abbreviated FMs) are in an alternate reality bubble within our own world, they appear to be what people would find funny in a world similiar, but different from ours.

Finnish memes are crazy, and you can never understand them since they're in, well... finnish.

Finnish Memes by cyclopentane August 4, 2022

finnish appreciation day 

September 3rd
Appreciate people from Finland

September 3rd is Finnish appreciation day
Appreciate people from Finland

*to a Finnish person* You are appreciated.

finnish appreciation day by Chicken nugget 171 August 4, 2022

Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship

“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”

Finnish Exit by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022