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the donger 

n. Status given to the most extreme surf fishing tournament competitor. Term can also be used for other extreme sport competitors.

2. Status given to extreme sport competitor after winning a large scale tournament.

3. Name associated to the ego centricities of a hard core, competitive surf fisherman.
That jerk just won the SurfGoat GOFIGHT tournament . He is The Donger.
the donger by Grampa Greg January 8, 2016
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schlonger donger

A big ole schlong
schlonger donger by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

Double Donger 

When the Padres wax the Giants twice in one day
Dang Marc can you believe that double donger that slam Diego pulled off today?!?!?
Double Donger by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Double Donger 

When the Padres wax the Giants’ asses twice in one day
Dang Marc can you believe that Double Donger the Padres pulled off today?!?!?!?
Double Donger by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Magnum Donger 

A way to say that you or someone else has a large penis
Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos

Trauma Donger 

It's when the Donger in a porn traumatizes you so you remember it for life.
I was watching this porn and I was super into it, and then the sexy girl daisy taylor pulled out her trauma donger.

heaven donger 

when you’re hitting a girl from behind, and you open the cheeks to see her insanely bleached asshole thus leading to blindness
tom: dude i need to go see an eye doctor tonight because this girl gave me a hell of a heaven donger last night