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Carolina Christmas Tree 

A Carolina Christmas Tree is when a group of friends get into the holiday spirit by defecating in the same toilet without flushing-resulting in a pile of fecal matter that loosely resembles a Christmas tree. A star carefully placed on top of turd tree completes the decoration.
Heather and her friends helped the mall get in the holiday spirit by giving them a Carolina Christmas Tree.

trim my christmas tree 

trimming of the pubes in a sexual yet festive manner
trim my christmas tree by santaBBBY December 13, 2014

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament 

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

Alaska Christmas Tree 

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.

Dirty Christmas Tree 

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro