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Wonky Club Banger 

The word 'wonky' is to be used in a positive manner to describe the type of music being played. Wonky depicts a simply gripping and invigoratingly clever composition of any genre that immediately sends chills down your spine upon hearing it, whilst making you wish that this very song went on for hours.
*Radio starts smacking out a fat beat*

Garry: Wow, this is truly a wonky club banger

Certified ripper banger 

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing
Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

Sweaty bum banger 

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)
Kyuhyun and Jeonghoon have just had sex. It was sweaty bum banger
Sweaty bum banger by Lambchops123 January 31, 2021

Garbage can banger 

A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him
Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger

half a ball banger 

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
half a ball banger by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

half a ball banger 

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
half a ball banger by Debyumyum February 1, 2023