Postal 2

The greatest computer game ever created. The basic premise is that you, Postal Dude, must complete a series of tasks while opting to be non-violent or exceptionally aggressive. During your various quests, you can do a variety of things, such as peeing on people, blowing the heads off of pedestrians, putting cats on the tips of shotguns and firing, shocking individuals (Causing them to piss themselves uncontrollably.), and generally create a state of emergency. The overly-hesitant police are powerless against you and your arsenal. In addition, the game endorses cruelty to animals, allowing you to blow dogs to pieces and mutilate cats. You even have the option of training an attack dog of your own. Players have the ability to commit suicide in crowded areas, as well. The possibilities are endless with Postal 2, making it a joy to play if you feel like having your soul ripped out of your body and pulled into the computer screen. It's a small price to pay when you have the option of playing such a wonderful masterpiece.

Postal 2 is a Davo's favorite game.

Luis: Are you playing Postal 2: Share the Pain again? Get a life!
Davo: Go to hell, Mexican! This is my favorite game!

Postal 2 by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005

smooth poser

it means what it means, ok?

be careful up there...it's notorious for...smooth posers

smooth poser by lumpy princess June 29, 2010

post-novel depression 

the depression you feel after reading a brilliant book and getting to know the characters, then the book ends and you feel empty knowing you can't just pick it up where you left off.

girl 1: 'hey you look down'
girl 2: 'yeh i just finished this amazing romance novel, now i miss the lovers :'( i think i have post-novel depression'
girl 1: 'err get a life!'

post-novel depression by daisyccc August 17, 2007

post humorous 

when you think of a good pun, joke, punch line or one-liner after the opportune moment of delivery. if one was to then say this joke, it would be lame and obsolete because the timing would be all wrong and the moment would have passed. typically happens when one is in an altered state of consciousness. i.e: a late joke which deserves no high fives..............if we still do that sort of thing.
Adj: post humorously

A friend had a post on facebook, " D - RUNK!!" I happened to be drunk at the time too so I commented, "Me too!!" I realized later that I was the first to comment and it would've been SLIGHTLY more funny if I had said, "Me Three!" That was post humorous.

Lame example, but there you have it. Still drunk.

post humorous by Nondey June 23, 2009

post-barnum depression 

n. Moderate to severe depression in a performer or staff person after giving birth to a fantastic blow-your-mind show, when the cast and crew diaspora leaves your hitherto fervent banner flaccid in the listless echoing breeze. Onset is typically a few days after the blowout closing party.

Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, insomnia, appetite changes, having the libido of an awkward teenaged virgin, crying episodes, hysterical laughter, irritability, staring at Google Maps, the tuneless humming of barn-revival spirituals, chromatic-motion melodies in 6/8 time, or minor-key adaptations of Survivor's 'Eye Of The Tiger', and Facebook status updates.

Food-related cravings are not uncommon, especially for hot dogs, or paper and plastic bags of salty-yet-sweet snack foods (e.g., kettle corn). A dull disappointment is inevitable when the lid is removed from a can of peanut brittle and the sufferer is not EVER greeted by spring-loaded snakes. Honestly, what's the use.

Commonly abbreviated as PBD.

Closely related to "post-camp depression" (PCD), "post-con syndrome" (PCS), "whoa, too fun" (WTF).

"Joseph has to come up with a usage example for urbandictionary.com today, but his post-barnum depression is pretty severe. He just keeps hanging upside-down from his workstation desk and calling his mouse Templeton."

post-barnum depression by Joseph of Windows to Sky August 12, 2009

Post bar shower 

When your drunk ass decides it's a good idea to stumble home from the bars in the middle of the scorching summer night but still makes a conscious effort to shower off before passing out in your clean sheets that you just washed, in hopes of scoring that night. This usually entails ripping off the shower curtain while collapsing into the tub, turning on the shower to its coldest setting, and just laying on your back making silly gasping noises for hours or until you start to shiver.

Bro, that Amy chick was just not havin it tonight. She said she was tired so I told her to just come back and take a lap nap but she said no. After that, I just hiked back home but man, that sweltergeist had me feening for a post bar shower. I ripped off my sweaty jeans and woke up at 4am in my tub feeling like a cold wet noodle.

Post bar shower by B1GNOLZ June 9, 2014

Romney Position 

the steadfast conviction that whatever conviction is in vogue is one's conviction

"I am CONVINCED everyone NEEDS an iPhone 4S."

"Really?"

"It's my Romney Position."

"So when the new Droids come out?"

"We'll see if they trend on twitter."

Romney Position by katiemaybe November 29, 2011