Stranger on the Rocks 

Stranger on the Rocks
Sticking your hand in a bucket of ice and then jerking off. Spanken not stirred.

Jake stuck his hands into the Ice so He could Perform a Stranger on the rocks, to himself

Stranger on the Rocks by Spum August 24, 2006

Heart of Stone on the Rock 

The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks

JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!

Heart of Stone on the Rock by Persil May 30, 2006

the rocket summer 

A primary source of happiness to the soul. Bryce Avary has a way with words.

The Rocket Summer- So Much Love: "My soul has never had this feeling and it feels like gold"

the rocket summer by trsfam August 19, 2008

the rocket summer 

The solo career works of Byrce Avery, a young kid from Texas with a great voice

You know I'm at a all time low, so heres a song so you won't go.

the rocket summer by marxvsmith September 18, 2004

Havel the Rock

An enemy in Dark Souls 1 who is waiting for you at the bottom of the Spiral Watchtower and shall put you in your rightful place with his giant dragon tooth hammer.

*opens door* Let's see what loot we can get her- OMG IT'S HAVEL THE ROCK *dies from being squashed by hammer*

Havel the Rock by Herlock_Sholmes October 6, 2021

feed me the Rock 

A term used most commonly in basketball to request the passing of the ball

"Hey, feed me the rock" Player1 said to Player2

feed me the Rock by anon940 April 12, 2011

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004