No shit, Sherlock 

Asshole version of 'indeed'.

Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.

Watson: No shit, Sherlock.

*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*

No shit, Sherlock by vermillion22 November 18, 2013

No Shit, Sherlock! 

You can reply with this when someone says something extremely obvious.

Person 1: *insert something stupid shit here*
Person 2: No Shit, Sherlock!

No Shit, Sherlock! by Swag3tti December 21, 2015

No Shit, Sherlock 

When you reply to spmebody who has just stated the very obvious ''no shit,sherlock' to imply that yep, everyone knows the answer already and there pronouncement has come as no surprise.

sherlock=sherlock holmes, famed detective of yore

''hey, you got a tissue trail hanging out the back of your knickers''

''no shit, sherlock''

''but like, you've got a tissue tail hanging out the back of your knickers''

''no shit sherlock, its the latest craze!!''

No Shit, Sherlock by Doctor P.J April 5, 2010

No Shit, Sherlock! 

A way of saying " No Duh " or " Obviously " but in a mean kind of way or sarcastically

Guy: What color is the sky?
Girl: Blue ./?

Guy: No Shit, Sherlock!

No Shit, Sherlock! by SRS111222 February 17, 2012

No shit, sherlock! 

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.

" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"

No shit, sherlock! by zuhazana August 4, 2016

No shit, Sherlock 

Captain obvious

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

No shit, Sherlock by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

No shit, Sherlock. 

A derogatory term used when someone points out the obvious or to tell someone that you already know something.

"Hey, man, I think your car just blew a gasket."
"Wow, No shit, Sherlock. don't you think I know that?"

No shit, Sherlock. by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017