mr. sandman 

Mr. Sandman is when a sleeping woman's male partner or acquaintance ejaculates onto her closed eyelids. Upon waking up, the dried and crusty semen will feel like granules of sand when she first rubs her eyes.

Mike: "Good morning honey, did you sleep well? How were your dreams."

Diane: "I slept great with wonderful dreams, but when I woke up, my eyes felt like Mr. Sandman dumped the whole beach on my face."

Mike: "I love you honey."

mr. sandman by thinksnow November 21, 2013

Sandman 

A special kind of baseball bat with a nail through it. Either used for actual baseball game play use or hurting people. Best for angry players.

Play ball right! Or ill hit you wit my sandman

Sandman by pwrpufranger July 30, 2010

Sandman 

A person who is a Sandman is somebody who has an unusaul fetish for sandy places, particularly the beach. They enjoy having intercourse with the sand by putting their penis in and out of the sand until orgasm. The intercourse tends to be without a condom as they enjoy the feel of sand on their penis.

Blair: Heard anything interesting recently?

Liam: Apparently the Sandman's been at it again. He was complaining about having sand in his japseye this morning.

Sandman by BigDawgDDizzle September 6, 2010

Sandman 

Someone who belongs to the "cult" of Adam Sandler, and can't find any fault with the man's illustrious body of work.

Tony is a total Sandman and is seeing "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" again tomorrow night!

Sandman by Pat Rockinsocks June 11, 2008

Sandman 

At night, you and a gay buddy sneak into a friends house, supplied with a pocket full of sand, and a Sandpaper Glove (preferably 20 grain).

After you are done fisting your friend, your other friend sprinkles a handful of sand on him, and then you leave. Good effort.

Colonel and Wook snuck into Mark's house while he was sleeping. They pulled a Sandman, and after nearly waking up Mark, they got the fuck out of there.

Sandman by ThatOneGuy987 February 22, 2013

An Enter Sandman 

An annoying obstical in a video game, usually in guitar hero/rock band, including challenges that are neary imposible to complete(commonly including double notes).

Dude, I was playing rock band the other day on expert when the song pulled an Enter Sandman on my ass.

An Enter Sandman by Boater58 April 13, 2009

sandman 

Adam Fucking Sandler

"The sandman" played inspiring characters in movies such as: Billy Madison, The Waterboy, and You dont mess with the Zohan

sandman by Big Ry 54 June 9, 2008