God works in mysterious ways 

1. A variation of the phrase "God moves in a mysterious ways" from the poem "Light Shining out of Darkness" written by William Cowper after his attempted suicide was foiled by the London fog.

2. A phrase used to give hope (rarely works).

1. Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: Hey, I know where that came from! Aren't I smart?

2. Schmoe: My brother died in a car crash.
Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: ...sucky ways.

God works in mysterious ways by TGTC May 22, 2007

Crazy Mysterious 

A quality possessed by events or individuals carrying an inherent sense of danger but an inexplicable attraction to explore its possibilities.

Jason: "Did you see the girl in the skirt with the crazy mysterious eyes? I think if I talked to her, she'd cut me but I just can't walk away."

Crazy Mysterious by KevinGrumblesReturns December 15, 2008

The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.

Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.

The Mysterious Contraption by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011

super mysterious rape machine 

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides

i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

super mysterious rape machine by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.

person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?

person 2: i don't know man

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet by rk092 December 25, 2023

strawinsky and the mysterious house

A weird ass animated film where the globglogabgalab meme was born that’s meant to teach people about Christianity or something along those lines

strawinsky and the mysterious house is a weird film. But if it’s about Christianity why is it like an acid trip then?

strawinsky and the mysterious house by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing January 1, 2026

Unpredictable, mysterious 

Georgius is an unpredictable person and a mysterious guy
He likes to support others, even though others don’t

Georgius is also a mediator
He can be a netral person

A Georgius is Unpredictable, mysterious

Unpredictable, mysterious by Laurencex November 23, 2021