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howdy stranger 

When a man you have never met randomly walks up to you and fondles your cock.
I was at the gym yesterday and this guy gave me a howdy stranger. Then I jizzed in my pants
howdy stranger by BiggHoss511 December 13, 2012

Howdy Bomb 

The Howdy Bomb is a term used by douche bags, who are so caught up in the way their hair, tan, eyebrows and abs look, they really want a chick to look more at them than they want to look at the chick. You can always tell a user of the "howdy bomb" by the depth of their tan, the more orange the skin the greater the usage of the howdy bomb. Also, the more puckered the lips the more usage of the "howdy bomb".
Laurence: AAAAAH bra! Check out that chick.

Humphrey: Yo Yo Diggity, Which one?

Laurence: That chick over there with the sweet cuckooglies.

Humphrey: Oh Snap! She is banging, lets go over there and drop a sweet "howdy bomb" on her tight ass.

Laurence: Boooooey! You think she'll notice my sweet puckered lips and my nice Oompa skin. I bet she can't take her eyes off my super perfect eyebrows.

Humphrey: "Howdy bomb" here we come.
Howdy Bomb by Rannan February 4, 2010

Howdy Bitch 

When FinalConvict kills you in Call of Duty
Howdy Bitch! A surprise to be sure!

Howdy do? 

A term usually used by younger generations, meaning "Hi, how are you?" or just "How are you?"
A: Hey Joshua!
B: Hi hi, howdy do?

howdy neighbor 

the howdy neighbor is when you are railing a girl from being up against a glass door or large window. have your friend sneak in the room, as he gets an erection you start pulling out fully and putting it in again, then when they are ready pull out and theyll put their dick in, you leave, walk around to the front of the window, tap on the glass and wave 'howdy neighbor!"
we were totally at this party last night and arron and i totally gave this girl the howdy neighbor, she didnt even see it coming!
howdy neighbor by jonnycore November 8, 2007

howdy motherfuckers 

See: Howdy bitches; gender sensitive
Used as a greeting; as in "howdy motherfuckers"
howdy motherfuckers by Easterbunny October 30, 2008