deez nutz 

Something that you don't have

(Dude) cause something came in the mail today. (ObamA) what? (Dude) deez nutz

deez nutz by bombsexaj August 15, 2017

Deez nutz 

A term coined by the meme in which a man says "Deez nutz, godee" which means a man's genitals in a joking way used to sarcastically answer a question or joke.

1. First guy: Where is China?

Second guy: in Deez nutz.

2.First guy: Do you know where Sarah is?
Second guy: I think she got lost in Deez nutz.

Deez nutz by Dmeister410 November 7, 2017

Deez Nutz 

A meme, made by a guy who who told his friend his nuts where in the mail.

Friend: “What You Got In Yo Mail?”
Me: “Deez Nutz, HA! Goteeem!”

Deez Nutz by Insert Name______ June 3, 2019

deez nutz 

response to people’s dumb ass questions/comments suggestive towards your nuts

tom: hey tamera ur gay
tamera: deez nutz

deez nutz by 420690 October 14, 2019

deez nutz 

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

deez nutz by dak0829 January 6, 2020

Deez nutz 

They are pretty small they stink and they need to stap idk WHAT MADE YOU WANNA SEARCH THIS

Deez nutz

Deez nutz by I’m dumb sorry April 16, 2020

deez nutz 

The word you use when when you want to describe your balls with passion.

Guess what came in the mail today DEEZ NUTZ

deez nutz by oldmacdonaldplowedyourmome6942 September 11, 2020