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hypnotizing chickens 

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.
"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)
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Excitement of chickens 

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.
See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens

Chickenskin 

Refers to a man's scrotum, or nutsack, especially if all the hair has been removed
Dude, you should really try shaving your balls. I showed Marge the ol' chickenskin last night, and she went down on me like a hog rootin for a grubworm!
Chickenskin by MightyT June 23, 2010

travel thickness 

The phenomenon of an erection occurring due to the motion of the vehicle you're travelling in.
"Dude, your turn to run in and get the beers"

"Sorry dude, I got travel thickness on the way here, someone else is gonna have to go."
travel thickness by WeenerNZ March 28, 2015

chickenslore 

combined term of chickenhead,slut and whore : who perform sexual favors to anybody that is interested.Meaning greased up sex,sex,oral sex.
A chickenslore who likes to be greased up.
chickenslore by nWoStormy 2k9 September 23, 2009
A temporary substitute of cockroaches by NASA
Look at all doz chickensssss....
Chickens by Dr. Memeology November 2, 2020

bump chickens

The act of fornicating with a member of the opposite sex.
Tim: So did you and ben..you know...bump chickens?
Joe: Nah man, I'm not gay..

Liv: Oh my god. I want to bump chickens with him so bad!
bump chickens by tim&eric123456789 September 21, 2011