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billboard boy 

Billboard Boys: Term used to describe boys in their early 20s who have not yet fully matured yet because they are constantly thinking about their big dreams and disregarding other’s feelings of individuals around them. They tend to make friends to build networks use them to leverage for their personal gain. They are typically avoided by strong, independent women because they can’t handle how amazing they are. Disclaimer: Not ALL billboard boys stay the same their entire life. They usually grow out of this phase between ages 25-32 and begin to settle down and focus on being both successful and creating meaningful relationships.

Divorces loving wife for a newer, younger, hotter, less smart version.
Jake dumped me because he had to focus on himself. He is such a Billboard Boy.
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Billboard brow 

I word used to describe someone whose forehead is astronomically large. Someone whose forehead space could be used to host the NFL. Someone whose cranium is of such stature, width, and length that it is considered its own continent.
DAMN. Shawty got a Billboard brow. How much you think it cost to rent it out?
Billboard brow by urmom'ssidebitch February 15, 2023

Billboard Shirt 

n.

A shirt that essentially makes the wearer a human billboard.

These types of shirts have a store's name and/or logo somewhere placed on it, usually across the front chest area.

-Usually nothing special or original about these kinds of shirts.
-Typically overpriced.
-A sign of social status

*Frequently found in elementary schools where if you do not own one, the likelihood of being in the in-crowd significantly decreases.
--Also found frequently in High School, but not so looked upon for social status.

Instead of the store/company paying for advertising, the naive consumer purchases the shirt to advertise for them for the sake of showing off that they are wearing a particular brand.
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs! I want on of those new Krusty Krab shirts!
Mr. Krabs: That will be $30, my dear boy!
Spongebob: *gives Mr. Krab the money* Yay! I can't wait to show off my shirt to all of Bikini Bottom!
Squidward: *mumbles "naive sponge... giving Mr. Krabs free advertising by buying a billboard shirt"*

billboard kid 

n. the last person you would want to take a road trip with. they insist upon reading every word their eyes happen to see. usually followed by a crappy joke that noone wants to hear.
Jeff: mcdonalds, hot and juicy all day.
ooh thats what she said! hehe

Me: fuck up Jeff, youre such a billboard kid.
billboard kid by dddisco January 20, 2009

Billboard Taggins 

Billboard Taggins is a “make believemain character off of the “make believe” movie called “Triplet Showers” whom gets into a heap of trouble tagging mostly billboards in Lost Angels, Cauliflower!
Darla: Hey! Anyone seen that new movie set in Lost Angels, Cauliflower? He gets in heaps of trouble for tagging billboards or posters?..

Deedee: You mean Billboard Taggins? I have! That movie is fantabulous! I think it’s called Triplet Showers! Roger & Uber gave it 2 thumbs up!

Billboard minded 

The assumption that most people want their cities transformed by sleazy developers and people involved in real estate, and that they love and accept such people and changes.
The billboard minded girl thought that peole thought she was doing a good job.

Billboard Music Awards 

an awards show that started in 1990.
Doja Cat is on the 2022 Billboard Music Awards red carpet.