Stud Bagel 

one who is hot enough
to melt cream cheese on a bagel
in the cold arctic circle of Zimbabwe

OHHHH EMMMM GEEEEE
what a stud bagel!!!!

Stud Bagel by Asian Corn March 1, 2009

Soggy bagel

When you are fucking a biscuit and eventually you cum in it. Then,it starts to become soggy and you eat it.

I was so horney last night that I had a soggy bagel.

Soggy bagel by Jizza July 12, 2003

Sloppy Bagel 

When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel.

Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel?

Sloppy Bagel by Almond oil September 1, 2010

salty bagel 

When your getting a blow job, right after you cum you put a bagel in her mouth, and she eats it.

"Dude, I gave this chick a salty bagel last night, she loved it!"

salty bagel by The Real Micheal Jackson March 12, 2009

skank bagel

an insult used to define a vagina that is as wide as a bagel due to taking too many cocks

i fucked this chick last night who had a skank bagel between the legs

skank bagel by oiayfhvuewqhfndsabcv67txz9yp8u January 10, 2012

stale bagel 

Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship

"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."

stale bagel by PolyesterCarbonite April 5, 2016

scum bagel

When your bagel doesn't have cream cheese on it.

"He has a scum bagel".
"Yeah, won't even let him but cream cheese on it".

scum bagel by Brian4reel November 27, 2016