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walmart yodeling boy 

A 10 year old boy who somehow got to perform at coachella 2018 for being fucking obnoxious. honestly i'm pissed because this kid who sang fucking country in a Walmart gets invited to the Ellen show, then fucking coachella. ive been wanting to go to coachella my whole life, and this kid gets in for free. this is why i fucking hate people.
GUY: Did you see that Walmart yodeling boy video, its so fucking funny

GIRL: Yeah, its retarded

canyon yodeling 

Humming, singing and vocalizing while performing anilingus.
Dan got through two verses of the Star Spangled Banner while canyon yodeling Michael's manhole.

Canyon Yodeling 

The practice of a carpet munching lesbian in between her lovers hot moist lips with her nose firmly planted on her fun button (labia). This practice is often performed and finalized within a few short hot breaths
Jane pulled the curly pube hair from her mouth and took a breath break from canyon yodeling
Canyon Yodeling by Blow Me Please October 9, 2008

butt yodeling

when you have very vocal and smelly gas
Alyson was running late because she couldn’t stop butt yodeling
butt yodeling by kennnnnnyg April 1, 2026

ass yodelling 

when you sit down to take a shit and all that comes out are extremely loud farts. Often experienced the day after consuming large amounts of beer.
Good lord. I just spent the last 10 minutes ass yodelling on the can. Fucking beer.
ass yodelling by baddaditude December 24, 2010

Yodelling David 

To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.
Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"

Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"

Yodelling for the D 

The noise a cqt makes when she is in season. Or the favourite karaoke song of the most prominent slapper in town.
She was yodelling for the D so loud my window panes were vibrating to renditions of 'Mustang Sally', getting louder when she yodelled "Ride, Sally Ride"!
Yodelling for the D by tinywitch September 9, 2020