Trumpkin ass 

A flat ass, lacking in any bubbliciousness. The opposite of a pumpkin ass.

"This spent whoopie cushion is flatter than Kayleigh McEnany's trumpkin ass and it made more sense.

Trumpkin ass by Kenny G13 January 13, 2021

Trumpkin Toss 

This is a fun game in which legal American citizens grab pumpkins carved with angry faces and toss them at illegals. The Trumpkins must have a candle inside to capture the bright orange glow of Donald J. Trump. This game is usually played around the time of Halloween when there is a large supply of Trumpkins around.

"Hey jiggabuddha, wanna go play Trumpkin Toss?"

Trumpkin Toss by CrowleyCorp July 18, 2016

Country Trumpkin

The key demographic of Donald Trump supporters; primarily white males who live in rural areas and lack college educations. They are typically racist, gullible and technologically inapt. See bumpkin and country bumpkin.

I sold some ignorant Country Trumpkin the Brooklyn Bridge for $10,000, because I told him he could collect tolls and become a millionaire.

Country Trumpkin by Randy Fucking Rogers April 14, 2017

Country Trumpkin

An ignorant redneck from a blood red state, that supports Trump only to justify his/her prejudice and racism.

It's amazing how many country Trumpkins will hurt themselves by supporting him.

Country Trumpkin by Alerick February 1, 2017

rusty trumpkin

A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.

My tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.

rusty trumpkin by Contributor_Random November 16, 2016

Donald Trumpkin 

A Blumpkin costing more than a thousand dollars. Immediately afterward the man must tell the woman that she is fired and send her on her way.

Bruce is all about getting Donald Trumpkin s when he goes to Atlanta. What a Jazz.

Donald Trumpkin by Snazzleboo January 22, 2009

Donald Trumpkin 

When a male receives head on a toilet and then busts in the female's hair. Then parts it.

Hey give me a Donald Trumpkin before I tell your sister about that time you stole her hair clip.

or

Hey you need a new hairstyle, How about I give you a Donald Trumpkin?

Donald Trumpkin by MikeJones1212 June 25, 2009