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Tony Blair 

The prime minister of Britian. Also a complete arsewipe. He really doesnt have a clue on how to run a country. Hes just sucks up to what ever the united states wants to do, and then lies to his own people. He doesn't listern to what we really want, and when he fucks up he just trys to cover it up.

And i doubt very much that he will be prime mister in a few years if he carrys on the way hes going now.
Whos tony Blair?
Hes just some arsehole.
Tony Blair by !Alex! August 31, 2003
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Tony Blair 

Also known as Tony Asshole Blair. He wants to evict the Queen so he can have kinky royal sex with George W(anker) Asshole Bushraider Bush because then Mr Bushy can have even more power than those stupid ignorant yanky asswipes have already stupidly given him so he can go and bomb some innocent civilians for the sheer yanky fun of it because Tony Asshole Blair isnt around to have sexy royal throne sex with him on the (ex) Queens throne.
Mr Asshole Blair: Er, er, eh-i-i-i i did what you a-a-a-sked of me oh-oh gracious holy one
Mr Asshole Bushy: He-he-he-he now bend over backwards for me or ill bomb some more innocents
Mr Asshole Blair: *bends over*
Mr Asshole Bushy: *Begins to ride Mr Blair like he has never been ridden before until he fucking bleeds!!
Tony Blair by Mizzle March 20, 2005

Tony Blair 

To grin in a sickly-looking Cheshire Cat fashion when faced with any evidence of own wrongdoing.
"Dude, stop giving me the Tony Blair and tell me why you just helped bomb that country!!!"
Tony Blair by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005

Tony Blair 

Complete and utter wanker. Does not think before he speaks and never accepts any form of responsibility. If he does, he usually fucks it up (Iraq).

Usually found in papers in the form of a comic strip, this comic is usually a piss take of how he runs the country.

He banned hunting, but lets not get into that.

Has a great relationship with George Bush, similar to a dog and a tree.
"I dont mind Labour, i do mind HIM"
Tony Blair by Max Sutcliffe June 27, 2005

Tony Blair 

"Don't be a Tony Blair!"
Tony Blair by Kay July 27, 2003

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tony blair by Anonymous March 19, 2003