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Technoblade 

Technoblade is a well-known Minecraft youtuber with almost 2 million subscribers. He is known for absolutely DOMINATING in Keemstars' 'Minecraft Mondays'. Technoblade is also known for being the #1 rank in 'Skywars' for being the biggest potato farmer. Technoblade has a sarcastic sense of humor and will guaranteed give you a laugh despite if you enjoy Minecraft or not.
Technoblade is amazing at PVP. I wish I had his skills.

Technoblade 

A human pig hybrid with a lust for blood and a hatred of orphans. Technoblade has committed many war such as taking over the entire earth, as well as blowing up an entire nation, with the help of a “green teletuby”. He lives in isolation with his best friend Philza Minecraft.
Oh shit, Technoblade’s here!!” Tommyinnit-
Technoblade by Times3000 February 4, 2021

Technoblade 

A boujwazee pig in a monarch outfit
Technoblade by jesus_stan February 19, 2021

Technoblade 

Technoblade Never Dies! He is said to be one of the Top Tier Minecraft PvP Youtubers in the form of a pig! SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!

Some of his top Key Phrases include:
"SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!"
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
"Technoblade never dies!"
"WHAT A SCAAAM!"
"Not even close!"
"Anarchy!"

and many, many more...
"Bro! I just got beta'd by Technoblade! I feel so honored!"
Technoblade by Angiiieo April 16, 2021

Technoblade 

An anarchist pig who plays Minecraft, and is friends with the following: Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, Dream, Sapnap, Georgenotfound, et cetera. He likes to kill orphans, and he's the mayor of Hypixel.
Person 1: Hey, what's a Minecraft youtuber that's interesting?
Person 2: DanTDM is cool, he's a classic.
Person 3: Technoblade. He's pretty interesting.

Technoblade 

An absolute legend who ascended from his mortal form and into his final form to fight god in the kingdom of heaven as of July 30, 2022.

May he Rest In Peace 🕊
Technoblade by vOWavy July 2, 2022