National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.

Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

National Throw Short People Day by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020

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kill short people day

kill short people no consequences on october 22nd

hey its kill short people day yay kill gianni hahahah he dead now.

kill short people day by boobs22 October 22, 2020

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National Yeet short people day

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.

“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”

National Yeet short people day by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021