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Roscoe Conkling 

One of the most corrupt and powerful republican politicians during the Gilded Age; he was infamous for his use of the spoils system, patronage, and graft, and was hated by political opponents for his haughty way of acting. Strangely enough, despite all this he was very Progressive, and actively supported Civil Rights.
That Roscoe Conkling guy was bad and all but he supported Civil Rights so he couldn't have been too bad
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max roscoe 

Totally cool guy that everyone wants to be and makes every n00b rage with his amazing gaming and athletic skills.
wow who's that he looks like a new max roscoe
max roscoe by Death the cat March 11, 2015

tristian roscoe 

A big Douche But cool. Goes from One girl to the next. Cheats a lot
Look at Tristian Roscoe, cheating again
tristian roscoe by Zipes Right82 October 13, 2015

shane roscoe 

When you have buttsex for the first time with your boyfriend and he uses no lube.

Synonym- Slapdick
I cant believe I was shane roscoed last night.
shane roscoe by HeyYouGuyz1776 January 19, 2017

Dirty Roscoe 

When a masculine female rocks a predominantly straight identified female's world for the first time.
I met a fine female at the club last night, ended up doing a Dirty Roscoe, and now she don't want to go back to her boyfriend.
Dirty Roscoe by Celest DeLoretto September 9, 2021

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail 

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)