eatey petey

Eatey petey means a man that eats box like a pro but then turn around and deny the shit. It’s the too cool for school ass niggas. It be the niggas that hate hoes.

“Fuck a thotiana I’m looking for a eatey petey”

“He look like a eatey petey”

“He ate me out like a eatey petey”

eatey petey by HemaEbk March 25, 2019

The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

The Brady Petey Pat Band by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

Fuckin Petey 

a guy who drives fast and outta control and scares the shit outta his friends, especially any named allen. He's pretty skilled wth the ladies but never has a girlfriend. Loves to drink beer but definitly can't hold his liquor.

1. driver: "dude watch this!!!"
allen: "Holy Shit!!! Fuckin Petey!!!"

2.(dude walkin off with a smokin hot chick)
his friends: "...Fuckin Petey"

Fuckin Petey by zx fuckin petey xz August 26, 2010

speedy petey 

The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.

I was fucking this crank whore with my "speedy petey"

speedy petey by Leeking 420 January 1, 2017

Uncle Petey

Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.

Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.

Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.

Uncle Petey by DixGrits June 21, 2019

Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.

Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!

Meaty Petey by Wilson U Devil May 12, 2006

Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.

Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!

Meaty Petey by WilsonUDevil July 30, 2008