LinkedInfluencer

A person who posts extremely mediocre and average achievements on LinkedIn
This may include, but is not limited to the following:
- Anyone who posts about their day to day work tasks like it was a huge milestone to go to work and do their job.
- Anyone who uses the term 'emotional intelligence'
- Anyone who shares how many connections they have made in a certain time period.
- Anyone who posts how much they have 'grown'
- Anyone who posts about there 'journey'
- Anyone who posts about there 'story'
- Anyone who 'helps people find their dream role'
- Anyone who's job description is over like 7 words

"Ive had it with this damn LinkedInfluencer"

by bewdew July 23, 2020

LinkedIn Porn

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.

I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022

Lickedher

A large group of lesbians gathered together. Like a litter but with hot women who love other hot women.

I saw the hottest Lickedher of lesbians in Naples last week.

by BelgianBagBabe March 1, 2020

back linker

a person who sends you the same youtube or other various links, by chat or mail, that you have only just sent them two days ago

John: Look, it's a new Rammstein video!

Sally: You're such a back linker John, I've sent yout this link yesterday!

by snicve March 20, 2010

Linker

A 2-3 pound largemouth bass because a 4 pounder is a toad and a 5 pounder is a lunker

Dude if a 5 pounder is a lunker and a 4 pounder is a toad, than what is a linker 2 pounds

by Jacklinkerrmanguys November 11, 2017

liked

someone or something that likes another someone or something.

adrian: “her over there.. yeah she likes you”
jearl: “yeah i liked her but not anymore”

by yaaherdd March 21, 2019

LinkedIn

1. A place where unemployed 40 somethings go because their kids told them about social media and their neighbor (Never even visited LinkedIn twice) recommended they check it out during small-talk. Then the unemployed 40 year old spends one afternoon making 500 connections and harassing people who haven't been back to LinkedIn in a year; with their resume.

2. A profile graveyard for entry level corporate kids who do not want to share their Facebook profile with their superiors.

3. A place where salesmen and MLM marketers pump their wares until they realize no-one ever returns or uses LinkedIn.

Bob: "Hi Jane how are you doing?"

Jane: "I'm ok, still looking for a job."

Bob: "You should go on LinkedIn, it's like a Facebook for professionals."

Jane: "Thanks, I'll check it out. My kids keep talking about social media."

by mechanicalchris March 2, 2010