Jorge

horrible boyfriend who always treats his girlfriend like shit and makes her false promises and makes her cry even though she loves him with all her heart, soul, and more than the whole universe. She would do anything for him but he could care less! cause he can be a complete JERK.

girl: what assholes guys can be....
friend: yeah like that guy last night... he was SUCH a jorge.
girl: o-m-g ur right! just like twins.

Jorge by N a t a l i a August 21, 2009

Jorge

An ugly ass bitch. Has a limp dick. Kind of looks like the Chuck E. Cheese mascot. Can't get hard to save a life, even as a girl says "I want your dick inside me." He just can't get hard. He is kinda gay and is usually very dark skinned. You can't even see the man in the dark. It's saddening. Pray for Jorge.

Nah. I can get my dick hard pretty fast. I'm not a Jorge.

Jorge by blessed_soul November 18, 2019

Jorge

Jorge is one of those guys who will get a stupid ass haircut and make himself look like fucking GRU! He is super lonely and acts like he is all that! Jorge is an actual bitch and threatens to sue anyone he comes across.

Blair: UGH!
Ryan: What's wrong?
Blair: Jorge is being annoying as fuck! He's threatening to sue me because I called him gru!
Ryan: eh- tropical Jorge

Jorge by A Kylie December 2, 2019

Jorge

The most annoying goose on the planet. Like actually the most annoying motherfucker. He looks like a large wet soggy diaper. Bloody Jorge.

Jorge woke up the entire Prospect dorm with his honking last night!

I was eating lunch and Jorge came and tried to steal my sandwich.

Jorge thinks he is a majestic creature. This could not be further from the truth.

Jorge by MoHo February 11, 2014

Jorge

Jorge is my bestfriend.<3
He thinks he's Spiderman..that's a lie.
Because we all know Miranda is Spiderman.
Anywho..
I love Jorge veryveryvery much. :}
He's..amzing! & my soul mate.
I'm a lucky kid(:<
Oh, btw ladies, Jorges like to sneeze on people.
Soo.. watch out! :D
-Miranda, yay, Haa.

Hey, I love Jorge.

Jorge by MUrfandaa August 31, 2010

Jorge

Noun; A Canadian dude with great music taste and an ORGASMIC voice. Good at guitar. Good in the sack. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, good in the kitchen. Sometimes watches gay porn.

Verb; A word referring to the infamous sex move, the "Jorge".

Adjective; To be pretty.

"That stripper last night was suuuuuuch a Jorge"
"OH BABEH, JORGE ME AGAIN!11!!11!!one!!eleven!!1"
"That guy is so Jorge yo."

Jorge by Lawlerpops January 12, 2010

Jorge

A guy that loves big black cocks and acts like a gangsta knowing deep inside that he is actually a cocksucking cracka.

Guy: why does this faggot act so tough?
Friend: he's Jorge.

Jorge by Swagman3210 June 26, 2016