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dunnells 

My dunnells is chafing after rubbing against my knees all day.
dunnells by Greg Weiss February 26, 2008
Related Words
Your Brotha, fella, buddy, pal, friend, partner, member, dog, B,
Hey Dunnie, what it is man, lets go do something.
Dunnie by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007

dunne disease 

Dunne disease can be found in almost any type of person, young or old, excluding crack heads. It is characterized by overwhelming lethargy, or, more specifically, the inability to do anything productive, especially if it involves moving. Often the devastating slothfulness is also accompanied by an even more grating constant complaining. When it is present it almost always has to do with the affected persons needs, such as food or water, which that person simply cannot meet themselves.

Dunne disease is normally fatal only because those affected with it will starve to death, or be killed by the people around them who’ve grown tired of their fucking bullshit attitude and constant whining.
Person 1: OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I"VE BEEN BITTEN BY A KING COBRA! GET THE ANTIDOTE! I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS!

Person 2: I don't know, it's way over on the counter and i'm really tired.

Person 1: MY LEGS ARE TURNING PURPLE! EVERYTHING IS GOING BLACK! I CAN'T SEE, OH GOD, I CAN'T SEE!!

Person 2: Jesus, stop yelling, I'm really tired. The medicine is pretty far away, i guess i'll get you it sometime tommorow probably.

Person 1: ...

2 Weeks later

Person 2: Man, why does it smell so bad in here? ...HEY, CAN ANYONE GET ME A SANDWICH? HELLO?
dunne disease by cracker jones January 31, 2005
Of Scottish derivation: means 'don't know'
'What time is the rugby match on?'
'Ach mate, I dunnae'
dunnae by whiskymack February 21, 2004
"I dunno how to spell urban"
"I dunno these people"
dunno by Krazyoverkass April 25, 2007
A term used when a person has been asked a question and doesn't know the answer. Equal to "I don't know", or alternatively "I don't have anything to say, so shut the hell up".

Often overused by people whose minds do not have the mental capacity, or cannot be expected, to think of something for themselves.

NOTE: Never say "dunno" when you have been kidnapped by a bunch of bearded and smoking thugs. You can promptly expect a hard kick in the balls.
Crowd: Matt stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Matt: Who me?
Crowd: Yes you!
Matt: Couldn't be!
Crowd: Then who?
Matt: I dunno.
dunno by Cookie Expert August 29, 2010