Bret Baier 

adjective; a person who looks or acts like superman.

"Woah man, that's so Bret Baier of you!"
"You've been doing so many heroic things lately. That's incredibly Bret Baier!"

Bret Baier by emliastoenails April 5, 2022

Bret Sutherland 

The best boyfriend ever, and an absolute sweetheart ❤️

Oh my god I wish my boyfriend was a Bret Sutherland

Bret Sutherland by Yourlocalyeehaw17 February 20, 2023

pulling a Bret 

The action of doing a Bret consists of seeing a message, ignore it, and respond 3 days later.

"Damn it! John is pulling a Bret on me! He's not responding to any of my messages!"

pulling a Bret by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021

pulling a Bret 

The action of purposely ignoring a private message and only responding days later.

My goodness, John his pulling a Bret on me! I guess I'll have to wait for a bit.

pulling a Bret by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021

Give her the Bret Favre 

To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.

Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!

Give her the Bret Favre by Shivels March 13, 2011

Pulling A Big Bret 

The action of doing a Big Bret consists of seeing a message, ignoring it, and responding 1 to 3 weeks later.

"Damn it! Boby is pulling a Big Bret on me! He's not responding to any of my fucking gosh dam mother fucking messages!"

Pulling A Big Bret by MeTheMystical April 15, 2022

Brown Lips Bret 

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO

Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????

Brown Lips Bret by brown lips January 15, 2008