Belmont Hill 

The words Belmont Hill instantly mean better than you. If you are reading this and you aren't at Philips Exeter, Philips Andover, Brunswick, Avon, or IMG, you are instantly worse than any person who is at Belmont Hill. Lets say you have a friend who no one likes and is an absolute loser, but if he suddenly goes to Belmont Hill then he's better than you at every aspect of life no matter what and there's no changing it. Some antonyms for Belmont Hill is St Sebastians, where the practice of paying thousands of dollars for a public school is often a trend. Xaverian, SJP, CM, BC High, somehow they are worse than Sebs as they play in the MIAA and get to play at TD Garden for their battle of the speds, but Belmont Hill vs. Salisbury (the two best teams in hockey in all of New England) plays at Belmont Hill.... its okay though since BH's rink is worth more than any pleb that goes to a shitty school like X or Sebs.

Girl: Where do you go to school?

Boy: I go to St. Sebastians.

Girl: Get the fuck out of my sight you stupid pig.

Boy: Just kidding, I go to Belmont Hill.

Girl: Fuck me

Belmont Hill by itsnotarivalryifwealwayswin January 19, 2024

Belmont Crackhouse 

Located in lovely Waverly Sq there lies the most methed out crackhouse an affluent suburb could reasonably conjure up.

For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.

Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.

I drove by the Belmont crackhouse this morning.

Belmont Crackhouse by The Sleaze March 2, 2025

Belmont CA

Belmont ca, also known as bitchmont or buttmont

Hey are we going to Belmont CA today?
Nah we going to bitchmont

Belmont CA by Fucksucka$ March 11, 2026

The Belmont Transfer 

Having sex with a menstruating woman's vagina and then following with anal intercourse. A Chicago original coming from the Belmont stop on the CTA where one can transfer from the RED line to the BROWN line...

"Man I had a wild night with my girlfriend taking The Belmont Transfer..."

The Belmont Transfer by Just Call Me Paul... April 11, 2010

The Belmont Connection

A local Chicago sexual move, based off of the ever-popular Chicago "L" transportation system. The Belmont Connection is where passengers can connect from the Red Line to the Brown Line on the train.

In sexual terms, a man fucks a woman in her vagina and then proceeds to give her anal pleasure. Hence, moving from the "Red Line" to the "Brown Line".

Derrick: Hey Jamaal, you gonna get with that white girl, Tiffany?

Jamaal: You mean Tiffany from Lincoln Parkl? Yeah, I'm finna give her the Belmont Connection.

Derrick: GNR, better pack some KY and extra Jimmies.

The Belmont Connection by Afties January 25, 2011

dirty belmont 

when you’re so sexy your tiddies fall off and a dog steps on them

god damn that’s a hot mom! hope she doesn’t have a dirty belmont

dirty belmont by sexymilflover222 February 28, 2021

Simon Belmont 

Perhaps the greatest of the early nintento characters, Simon Belmont was the original protagonist of the Castlevania series. A self professed leather queen (his famous words, "Dracula, you bitch! Take THAT!), he was able to fight his way through Dracula's lair via a whip, the Vampire Slayer. He sired many children via a wooden turkey baster, good luck, and a few very fertile women.

After his retirement in the year 1467, he took the gold he collected from levels 1-4 and opened a gay bar in Bucharest called, "Encounters", known for stiff drinks and soft men. Mention this definition and get 25% off your first round!

Simon Belmont, of the cursed Belmont clan, fought Dracula, inspired countless games, sired a son, and is Mr Bucharest Leather 1472!

Simon Belmont by Pitt the Younger December 31, 2007