August 

If You Were Born in August Your Parents Fail No Nut November

P1:I was Born on August

P2: Your Mom and dad Failed You lmao
P1 What do you mean
P2 It Takes 9 Months For a Baby to Be born and 9 Months from November is August Which mean you mom and Dad Failed No Nut November

August by KingPlays November 6, 2019

August 

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!

Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August

August by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019

august 

if you were born on this month your dad failed no nut november

person 1: you know ‘hake’ was born in ‘august’.
person 2: oof that means his dad failed no nut november

august by Your very good friend;) December 11, 2019

August 

Ass slapping August.

Guy: *Slaps girls ass*
Girl: Wow! Why’d you do that?!?!
Guy: it’s august. Ass slapping month!

August by Flowerx December 19, 2019

August 

August is the one of the best months to be born in. Lots of famous people are born in this month like boonk gang, barack obama, lil skies, bobby shremurda, michael jackson, Lil Tecca, and much more.

Al: you know john
Dez: aint he born in august
Al: yeah he will be a famous person one day

August by BxzRay January 7, 2020

August 

Dubblemoral

Woah your sutch an August, your telling me one thing to do and then you do the absolute opposite just for your own winning

August by The only casual gay guy April 9, 2020

August 

August is a sweet and caring person. She is funny too. She has a lot of friends. If you’re friends with an August then you’re very lucky. August is a very loyal friend. And she has a lot of talents too. She can draw, make cute animations and so much more. She’s pretty too. But there are times where she can be insecure.

Lisa: Wait is that August?
Beth: Yep!
Lisa: Cool! I wanna be her someday.

August by Rain Tsukiro July 20, 2020