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fuck with me 

contact me; get a hold of me; holler at me; help me out; let's get together
dude1: hey what are you up to this weekend?

dude2: i have no clue, fuck with me!

or

--twitter user--

@hobopelican: here's the link to my new album/movie/song...fuck with me people!! (read: i'd like to precipitously increase my fan base, please check out whatever it is i may or may not be slinging.
fuck with me by hobopelican August 17, 2010

bitch, fuck with me 

Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! Is from a vine that is an fucking funny!!!!
Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side!!!!

dont fuck with me 

Person: DONT FUCK WITH ME
other person: why?

person: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!!!
dont fuck with me by Royal bean October 28, 2020

Fuck-with-me gun 

The weapon a person, deity or the universe itself uses when they decide to jerk you around.

Originated on the TV series Dead Like Me.
"I have had the worst week. The universe has really fired the Fuck-With-Me Gun at me."

"Frank decided to give me the collating duties. He's really decided to whip out the Fuck-With-Me gun"
Fuck-with-me gun by Mason R. June 10, 2008

pick me fuck 

Shortened version of "pick me up and give me a fuck", which is a popular medicare insurance company operating in North America
TV ad (with woman singing lighty and its really hard to tell what she's actually saying):

pick me fuck
you know you want to
pick me up and give me a fuck
America's choice of healthcare
pick me fuck by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

it’s my chicken let me fuck it 

And old country saying.
Means leave me alone or get off my case.
Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”

Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”