Munich ticks

Ticks made on a checklist which are not worth the paper they are written on. Named after the Munich Agreement made in 1938 between Nazi Germany, Italy, France and Great Britain, which then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain famously hailed as guaranteeing “Peace in our time”. Less than one year later World War II began.

Reporter: Even though you were warned for two years the railway crossing was an accident waiting to happen, you did nothing. Why?

Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.

Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?

Politician: I’ll have to look into that.

by Dr Euan Mitchell August 31, 2008

tic tock boom

-(n.) the point after which you have been over the toilet with some form of intestinal disturbance and feel as if you are recovering from a war because the anal explosion was so violent; until this feeling passes, you are often in a state of uncertainty as to whether another outburst will occur.

Jason made Laura wait on the couch outside his room for 15 minutes prior to their routine workout. Laura was confused as to why she had to wait outside Jason's room until she heard four flushes of the toilet, at which point she realized Jason was in fear of a tic tock boom.

Brian and Caitlyn had planned to study Q-chem one night before their test. He told her he would meet her shortly because he had to run to the bathroom. When he showed up 20 minutes later, Caitlyn knew Brian was experiencing a tic tock boom.

by We do it for the B's and J's March 29, 2008

ticks

small bugs that get stuck on your skin

I walked through the field and got ticks all over me.

by Bellalovesyou June 25, 2008

camp tockwogh

A summer camp in Worton, MD for children and adolescents entering grades 4 to 11. Named for the Tockwogh tribe of Native Americans who lived in the region. Campers are divided into "villages" depending on age and gender. Campers engage in activities that vary from canoeing and tennis, to perfecting the outdoorsy look, all which will assist in finding the perfect companion for the all camp dance. Campers look foward to the two dances each session, as well as two "wet store" priviledges (unlimited candy and soda available for a reasonable price- a great oppurtunity to stock up for the rest of the session!), not to mention late night rendez-vous after dark on their cabin counselor's weekly night off, the traditional "bra and underwear night" rush for girls, the sioux/ ute overnight sailing adventure, the sioux/ ute overnight sailing adventure, the chex mix removal from various body crevices, the nights slept in bathing suits, the iroq's "sardines" cheer, and the singing of the shark song at the end of each bonfire. One last bitersweet thought to leave you with: "Yeah Cho Beach!"

Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey!
Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Monday, Hey! Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Tuesday, Hey! Hey!
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Hey! Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Sunday, Hey! Hey!
We don't need no Steak, we got Sardines on our Plate!
Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey! Sardines!

by gagmewithawoodenspoon March 19, 2005

spitting tacks

Verbal hostility. Saying things that are very hurtful and painful. Similar to verbal punches.

My mother in law was spitting tacks for 24 hours straight.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

Nymphadora Tonks

A sexy, bubblegum headed beast. Not only is she a metamorphagus... she's also great in alleyways.

Oh, Nymphadora Tonks! You're rapidly changing hair makes great for sexytime!

by waggawaggawerewolf August 21, 2009

Tick tock

Someone who takes ages to think of a come back

*laughing* he is such a tick tock

by Goddess of sex January 26, 2015