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Theater Of The Eye

The weirdest advertising campaign by SEGA ever. In short, it was a journey through a person's psyche as they played the ever loving crap out of the Saturn, SEGA's failure in the mid-90's. It killed the Sega Scream, for those of you wondering. Only 4 ads were ever produced in the campaign, with the rest of SEGA's commercials for the Saturn mostly being just bizarre and crazy attacks at Sony. It's clear SEGA's marketing division went insane when developing these commercials. The commercials eventually became infamous, as did the Saturn, and not many people still remember them. They were also filled with some of the worst biological puns and jokes in history.
Theater Of The Eye puns include :

Cone = A member of the KKK
Rod = A Russian wearing an all-black outfit
Adrenaline = Professional Wrestlers who give noogies
Optical Nerve = A theater usher who calls "The Brain" on a telephone requesting help
Brain = The head of some government organization
Ear Drums= Wanna guess?
Sphincter = Oddly, a obese man wearing spandex and a hat

etc.
Theater Of The Eye by VitimanZ April 30, 2011

Theater Major 

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.
“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”
Theater Major by Drowningindebt February 11, 2018

theater glow 

1. The light from your cell phone's display while you are in a movie theater. Usually, the glow means you are either texting someone or turning your cell phone off before the movie starts.
Man is her man radioactive?
Nah, it's just theater glow.
theater glow by Garfieldel January 4, 2009

Theater Cunt 

Hey, do you see that theater cunt over there?

Yeah, he's such a fucking faggot.
Theater Cunt by ILUV2REEDLOTZOFBOOKZ November 21, 2011

Theater Hype 

when you feel an intense amount of excitement after leaving a movie theater
After watching Fast and Furious 6, the theater hype made me want to do something wild.
Theater Hype by Sumo18 May 25, 2013

theater enhanced cycling 

the indoor cycling experience with a video screen playing road footage and either a virtual instructor in the video or a live instructor tells you what move to do and what moves are coming up next
I am going to the big new club downtown, they have the new theater enhanced cycling program everyone is talking about