Scart The Kati The Scart 

Scart The Kati The Scart

Scart The Kati The Scart

Scart The Kati The Scart by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Painting the Shaft

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.

I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.

Painting the Shaft by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025

V to the Shaft 

The shape of the lower part of your stomach that leads to your dick... only seen with fit men

I need to start working out because I need to get my V to the Shaft

V to the Shaft by NFlows May 10, 2016

The Asian Shaft Tipper

It is the asian equivalence of "raw doggin it" , it is when the shaft is covered but the tip is not.

Tim: i totally raw dogged that shit last night
Ace(Asian):yeah i totally pull the asian shaft tipper in that shit last night as well.

The Asian Shaft Tipper by SkyDragon September 12, 2009

The Deadly Shaft Worm

It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die

John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore

Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now

The Deadly Shaft Worm by Shaft Inspector !!! February 24, 2011

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law 

The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.

It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.

Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.

The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021

shåårt the fårk up 

A term used to shut someone up

"Try to shåårt the fårk up"

shåårt the fårk up by proud member of tja squad October 24, 2023