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Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American
We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking

One-man-spit-roast 

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).
“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”
One-man-spit-roast by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023

Five-Minute Spit-Roast 

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

Clevland spit roast 

its when a man takes a huge shit in a womens mouth then she swallows it and she starts to regurgitate the shit back up and the man shoves the shit up her ass with his cock.
I want to shove my clevland spit roast shit up ur arse

dutch spit roast 

Verb: to dutch spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males who split the cost of one passive (male or female) prostitute. Man 1 pentrates the prostitute from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of man 2.

Noun: The act off...

Verb: Would you like to dutch spit roast a hooker with me?

Note: not respective of cost sharing out of frugality, opportunity, or necessity.
Last night, I did a dutch spit roast with Wayne

Lager Spit Roast 

An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.

Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.

Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.
Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.
Lager Spit Roast by Sue P November 30, 2018