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Cat Scratches 

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.
John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
Cat Scratches by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

Scratch Paper Weird 

Something that is very very weird
Scratch Paper Weird by PrdflS8n October 27, 2020

morning ballsack-scratch 

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

Monkey Scratch 

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.
My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.
Monkey Scratch by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

chicken scratch 

Really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. Most often it just looks like scribbles.
Bob I can't read your chicken scratch! What does this say??
chicken scratch by Sasha June 27, 2003