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Pikey Tommy 

A person that has a certain level of intelligence that is to be desired of that of an ape. He enjoys nothing more that sitting next to his washing machine in the front garden getting high, whilst he beats up old ladies for no reason apart from he did not like their hairstyle and thought he could improve upon it. They also have a life's ambition to flip burgers in burger king because they want to help out all there homeboys and give them free burgers and that when they are hungry. They also have the running style of a dinosour and commonly react aggressively when having to complete sport in the rain.
Ben: you fancy going to see pikey tommy he wants to mash up some old ladies.
Penny: Yeah safe 2k11 bruv.
Pikey Tommy by safe2k11 June 6, 2011

Pikey Sunday

The joyous day of Pikey Sunday is a day loved by Thorpe Park employees.

Enjoy watching the chavs of Monks Walk making attempts to jump the parks perimeter fence to evade the entrance fee.
Pikey Sunday by Chief R. March 24, 2005

pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.
Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!
pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate 

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.
'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'
pikesturbate by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

pikey cunt 

a gypsy like person who is a fucking cunt!
pikey cunt by watkinson January 24, 2009

pikey basher

someone thats goes out with intent of hurting pikeys. usually in a pack. usually armed with chain that goes to wallet or other hard item(s)
pikey basher by jack January 28, 2005