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Glaswegian Glory Hole

The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.
Joe had a Glaswegian Glory Hole Last Night, that dog licked the lot off.
Glaswegian Glory Hole by BeermanV December 1, 2013

glory hole 

A hole located in a partition in which one's penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio (or possibly a titty wank).

In higher class establishments, this hole will be fabricated with duck tape to prevent genital chaffing.
glory hole by Zayid and Andrew December 23, 2003

Popcorn Glory Hole 

A term used to describe the hole cut in the bottom of a popcorn container by a man hoping to receive a handjob from a woman while at a movie.
I was hoping to pull off the popcorn trick last night with Ursula, but I cut my popcorn glory hole too small, and was only able to get the tip through. She was not entertained.

Glory Hole 

a hole that ejects candy. go on put you mouth against it and get a sweat (taste of whats to cum)
Glory Hole by cosmiccorpser June 3, 2016

Schrodinger’s glory hole 

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.
Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

Pay glory hole 

A glory hole that you have to pay to use. You put money in it and it opens up a hole about the size of a penis and if no ones there you wait till someone pays to use the other side or with a nother type after you pay and the hole opens up a prostitute is on the other side to take your pecker.
They put in a new pay glory hole.