Fanny Pack Whack 

(Wac, Wack, Wacky)

Marijuana sold out of a fanny pack.

Wacky weed, something is wrong with it, crazy, zany, irrational, peculiar.

Wac, PCP on marijuana.

Usually a derogatory term for foul, weak weed and a distrust for the person selling it. The concept that persons who sell weed out of a fanny pack are hustlers, not honest, upright, outstanding dealers. Who knows where they got the weed and what it might be laced with.

Fanny Pack Whack should not be confused with Backpack Whack, Marijuana sold out of a Backpack.

This old man he played five, he played nick nack on my hide with a nick nack Fanny Pack Whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

You got whacked, hustled, hit hard. You bought Fanny Pack Whack.

Fanny Pack Whack by eaglize November 5, 2006

fanny pack fucker 

Fanny pack fuckers are tourists that visit lame towns that THEY think are cool. (:

"OMG look at that fanny pack fucker over there!"

*looks at guy with fanny pack taking pictures.

"What a fanny pack fucker."

fanny pack fucker by NiaMurder February 8, 2009

fanny pack five 

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".

fanny pack five by anoneomas March 22, 2019

fanny pack guy

A guy who wears a fanny pack, that's it.

bender bending rodriguez: what a fine day
fanny pack guy: hello
bender bending rodriguez: what the fuck is that fanny pack guy

fanny pack guy by cyb lib January 27, 2024

Fanny Pack'n 

To gape another's butthole wide enough to insert your scrotum which in turn the receiver will squeeze their sphincter muscles to massage your genitals.

I cant believe she enjoys Fanny Pack'n, the warm massage felt great!

Fanny Pack'n by Beefnewtons April 13, 2024

The Fanny Pack Warrior

AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...

In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.

The Fanny Pack Warrior by BobCatFlee February 21, 2010

japanese fanny pack 

When you are making love to a lady and she releases a bowel movement upon your abdomen.

Morgan was over last night and she gave me a stinky Japanese fanny pack after eating Ethiopian.

japanese fanny pack by Mierslush January 10, 2014