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EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA 

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Explosive diarrhea 

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.
Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.
Explosive diarrhea by Onepump man August 18, 2020

Explosive diarrhea 

When you have to go number 2 and it turns out to be number 3 or more and it splatters inside and outside the toilet.
Every time Candy goes to the bathroom lately she has had explosive diarrhea.
Explosive diarrhea by Manuel59manuel September 7, 2020

explosive diarrhea 

The explosive diarrhea pours out my bootyholeπŸ˜πŸ¦ΆπŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ή
My explosive diarrhea is so nice to take a spoon and eat it right out of the toilet.

"Explosive" Diarrhea

The act of using a shotgun shell as a dildo and having it fire while inside
"Explosive" Diarrhea by Icetiger540 December 22, 2020

Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea

Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.
After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.