cottage cheese hen 

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.

Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."

cottage cheese hen by Jacobill April 18, 2008

Cottage cheese legs 

When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.

dude, did you see those legs?

Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!

Cottage cheese legs by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015

cottage cheese canyon 

when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way

look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.

cottage cheese canyon by blaine zalewski April 15, 2008

cottage cheese slingshot 

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

cottage cheese slingshot by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

Cottage cheese in a bag 

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

Cottage cheese in a bag by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

Cottage cheese blanket 

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

Cottage cheese blanket by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

cottage cheese load 

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

cottage cheese load by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022