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baked bean asserole 

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

baked bean 

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.
jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.
baked bean by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can
Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

Fucking Baked bean 

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS 

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

Bean-baked 

Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.

Being so high ur not a human, only bean.
I bean-baked my chicken.

I am so beanbaked
Bean-baked by Gypsy777 August 29, 2017