Yorkshire Shampoo 

When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...

I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo

Yorkshire Shampoo by Snoop Doggyy December 2, 2011

Yorkshire Rimmer 

Somebody from Yorkshire who loves nothing more then licking around the arsehole

There's Lewis, he's a Yorkshire rimmer

Yorkshire Rimmer by Headsgone2016 August 18, 2016

yorkshire grin

The smile given by a person who seldom smiles or laughs and has no sense of humour.

Hey did you see angry Greg pop out a yorkshire grin?
Yeh thats a rare sight!

yorkshire grin by Im in your head boi May 9, 2018

Yorkshire cold 

A particularly persistent northern STD

Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.

Yorkshire cold by English Rasputin September 26, 2023

Yorkshire Caviar

Term for mushy peas that makes it seem just a little bit posher.

Dave: oi! Pete! want some Yorkshire Caviar
Pete: Yeah! they sound well posh!
Dave: Not really, it's just mushy peas
Pete: Ahh, good one.

Yorkshire Caviar by Elisabeth May September 23, 2011

Yorkshire Terrier

A small dog that resembles a toupee with legs. Its fur looks like something you would pull out a clogged drain in a bathtub. Often owned by overweight single women due to the fact that it doesn't need as much exercise as most other dogs.

Yorkshire Terriers are dumb, difficult to house break, and tend to be territorial despite the limitations of their size. They often attack strangers and larger animals, disregarding their own size disadvantage. These behaviors are, however, encouraged by their owners because they see it as being "cute".

These dogs are probably the best example of artificial selection. They have weak bone structure which causes them to be unable to survive short falls. They also are known to suffer from things like seizure, liver shunt, and collapsed trachea.

Normal Dog Owner: What the hell is that mop trying to do to my dog?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It's dominating. Isn't it cute?
Normal Dog Owner: Well it's going to dominate its way into my dog's stomach if it isn't careful.

Yorkshire Terrier Owner: Help, my dog broke every bone in its body!
Vet: What the hell happened?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It jumped off my foot stool!

Yorkshire Terrier by goatinheaven May 23, 2006

yorkshire pudding

1) A side dish of oven baked batter traditionally eaten by the English with roast beef

2) A clapped out has been cricketer. See Geoff Boycott

Can I have some yorkshire pudding please mum?

yorkshire pudding by black flag June 2, 2004