texas totem pole 

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy

My friend once got a Texas totem pole.

texas totem pole by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013

Check your Totem 

A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland.

Intended to be used sarcastically.

D-Bag: "I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D."

Smugster: Go Check your Totem.

Check your Totem by Ryan-ALR August 23, 2010

Revenant totem

When you and your boys are straight down to push a team but don’t wanna put all your eggs in one basket in case you fancy a fry up later. You simply slap the earth with your revenant totem interact with it and charge into battle, throwing caution to the wind. Typically dying in seconds because the totem makes you crazy.

Anyone fancy pushing this team with little to no risk of actually dying? Cool! I’ll ram my revenant totem into the ground here then.

Revenant totem by Revenant totem November 25, 2020

Scrotum to the Totem 

To aggressively pursue; to approach a challenege with tenacity, especially in the Pacific Northwest. See also, "Balls to the Wall."

The chief expects me to deliver at the Vancouver sales conference next month, so it's all "Scrotum to the Totem" until the 30th!!

Scrotum to the Totem by sushi pole May 31, 2010

ewok totem bukakke 

A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.

"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"

ewok totem bukakke by Skippy European November 28, 2003

scrotum totem 

penis

"she paid homage at my scrotum totem"

scrotum totem by Spycho August 4, 2003

Mexican totem pole 

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.

One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

Mexican totem pole by Walmart Jesus September 6, 2015