Dropping the kids off at the pool 

Releasing fecal matter into the bowl of a toilet; pooping, as in "taking a shit"

"I'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off at the pool."

Dropping the kids off at the pool by RJC RSX April 20, 2003

Taking the kids to the pool 

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

Taking the kids to the pool by Coiked April 13, 2004

dropping the kids at the pool 

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

dropping the kids at the pool by megan July 7, 2004

quake the pool 

When you and a group of people decide that the pool is too calm and you all jump in the pool making big splashes while playing “quake the pool” by DJQWON on YouTube or SoundCloud

Friend 1: Y’all tryna quake the pool
Friend 2: hell yeah
Friend 1: someone play the song so I can quake the pool

quake the pool by Salty_ May 19, 2019

slice the pool 

A black person who makes a fairly large splash in a pool

You can't slice the pool!

slice the pool by Sallysoo June 3, 2017

close the pool 

When the pool is closed due to aids!

If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"

the pool has been closed due to aids the pool has been closed do to aids the pool has been closed due to aids

Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-

close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!

close the pool by trigun``` November 26, 2007

Drop the kids off at the pool 

Take a sh*t, a dump, a crapper.

I gotta go, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool by I know a guy November 12, 2009